2 definitions by Andy B.

urban cockrel

Someone who farts 1st thing in the morning (usually at dawn), loudly enough to wake the rest of the household. (As compared to the country cockrel which is a male chicken that crows at dawn).

Ive been woken by the urban cockrel. (I've been woken by someone emitting a large fart).

by Andy B. August 8, 2003

swimming

The sport of champions, makes you tired and wet just the way it should be

I went swimming at the state meet and one bragging rights for a year!

by Andy B. March 14, 2004