simage

An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.

“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”

“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”

by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024

Slimage

To be slimed, a.k.a. to be Killed or Wounded in gun violence.

(Pronounced 'Slime-ege')

toby- "I lost my nephew to Slimage in Florida... Its a real problem nowadays."

by Mochaalpaca3296 October 28, 2025