Taylor Swifting

The act of pulling your pants down, sitting on the ground and wiping your bare ass against the floor like an old dog.

The Egyptians were known for donkey dicking, but today Taylor Swifting is most impressive.

by Malicho August 22, 2012

Swistian

A person of Swedish descent who is Christian

Pewdiepie is a Swistian channel

by Eaphy64 November 10, 2017

Swifting

Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls.

(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)

John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?💋"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."

by IYBN March 4, 2018

Swifting

The act or process of appearing to be shocked and overwhelmed at awards shows.

Kristen Wig and Will Farrell were swifting quite dramatically at the Golden Globes.

by wraina January 15, 2013

Taylor Swiftin

1. The act of publicly humiliating a guy after he breaks up with you making him ashamed to go out in public

1. OMG I canot belive he dumped you in a 24 second phone call you need to do some serious Taylor Swiftin

by Alanan February 19, 2010

Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!

by MiamiMan August 26, 2012

Taylor Swifting

The act of sitting down and rubbing your bare ass across the floor.

Steve: Hey, Jim, did you know that planking is now replaced by Taylor Swifting?

Jim: Yeah! I heard that a bunch of drunk kids were scooting their bare asses all over the place!

by mr.timmah December 13, 2012