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sweeten

A showbiz term for "add sugar to".
We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD.
by Ultraviolent October 29, 2006
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sweetener

have u heard sweetener? that shit makes me wanna ride someone’s dick. i love ariana!
by lanabuggaaa June 9, 2018
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Sweetenham

Someone who sticks their finger up their arse.
Clio: I might go out with him
Georgia: No way he's a Sweetenham!
by TheTruthTeller12345 June 24, 2010
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shweekend

Emily: How was your weekend?
Henry: It was pretty bad
Emily: Was it a shweekend then?
by ShBude March 27, 2015
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beat sweetener

(JOURNALISM) using flattery to gain access to sources. The phrase is usually used in the context of White House or Congressional press corps, who use fulsome praise of high-ranking officials whose favor they need. Usually, officials like to be publicly represented as magnificent, selfless, tireless public servants; in exchange for such blurbs, they may invite specific reporters to exclusive events, thereby boosting the reporter's status.

It's actually been a feature of the business press for ages.
Since the financial crisis of 2008, business reporters have tended to write dismissively of bank executives. Six years ago they were likely to have written a beat sweetener about some CEO who was now shithead-of-the week.
by Abu Yahya April 9, 2010
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Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold
Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"
by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009
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sweemen

eating pineapple can make semen taste sweet.

*this is a cross between "sweet" and "semen" when pineapples have been consumed to possibly perform in sexual acts later.
guy 1: hey dude, my girl don't swallow.

guy 2: foo, she's picky. give her some sweemen.

guy 1: what?

guy 2: just eat pineapples and tell her it'll taste like a l-l-l-l-lollipop.
by uniquelytalentedkid March 8, 2011
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