The Swazzle Effect

The moment where a person is asked to give examples but their mind goes blank

Person A: Can u list some examples?
Person B: Ugh no I just forgot all of them
Person A: That's The Swazzle Effect for ya

by VerticalCouchLVR November 23, 2020

swizzlestick

to rub ones penis all over an object.

"If V weren't so cool, i'd go and swizzlestick her desk next chance i had."

by booger74 April 20, 2009

Swizzlestyx

The royalty of all Internet trolls. They should not be approached.

Do not mess with a Swizzlestyx.

by Casper Swizzlestyx May 5, 2015

swazzler

A Kid That Lives In Ireland

Yo Swazzler I Got Your Address 15 Crosby Street, Belfast, BT13 2HJ

by BurtyKatFlapSlap February 19, 2018

Shazzles

A wannabe chef who wishes to gain possess Jerry the rat.. With dialectical relationships with Spike who is also his own frown twin. Interested in making cine-mammas.. Eats arab food like a hog so in the hope of becoming a Sheikh.. Other than this, he dazzles with his heart of gold.. All in all, a blooming flower in the womb of mother earth! God's own country!

Look over there, Shazzles is growing off the roof.. Lets water him and throw light on him.. Ah! He dazzles!

by Going Janta October 14, 2010

SWIZZLESTICK

Named for their association with their male counterpart the SWIZZLECAP, the SWIZZLESTICK is a common variety of female seen in trendy clubs, overpriced restaurants and suburban shopping malls worldwide. Instantly recognizable by her utterly conformist grooming habits, the early 21st century SWIZZLESTICK usually wears her straightened hair in a ponytail, dresses in non-threatening colors like beige and tan, and very possibly owns a pair of furry boots. Known for their exceptionally irritating voices, even a small gathering of SWIZZLESTICKS in a shop or restaurant can sometimes result in earaches, nausea and crippling migraines for bystanders within a 30 foot radius. Perhaps the most prized characteristic of SWIZZLESTICKS is how easily they can be replaced: if a SWIZZLECAP gets dumped by his SWIZZLESTICK girlfriend, he knows he need only visit his neighborhood sports bar to find an near-exact replica of her.

My last boyfriend wasn't interested in dating a woman with a brain or a real personality. After me, he hooked up with some SWIZZLESTICK.

by Dr. Clare Cunliffe July 20, 2008

swazzlestick

a stick of swazzle or a stick of a long, wet, and loud sounding fart that usually finds it's way out during an important meeting or something

I saw a swazzlestick in a prank store.

by dualitykp March 5, 2008