Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

superache

Superache is something that hurts you so much, it lingers with you for years.

A word invented by Conan Gray

Oh no I’m in a superache!

by Bonan Gray April 25, 2022

Superbadass

Adjective used to illustrate extreme awesomenes.

Why do you call yourself Voltron?

I don't know. . . maybe cuz it's superbadass.

by Spenny aka Spencer September 1, 2009

superbad

only the funniest damn movie of the century

dude 1: wanna go rent forty-year-old virgin?
dude 2: im gonna kill you just for saying that, bitch get in the car! we're goin to go see superbad!

by mikey1337 August 26, 2007

Superbad

A kickass movie that must be seen in theater. It's one of those movies that defines a generation. Go see it!

"Alright, so we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie". - Officer Michaels from Superbad

by Thatbossmothafucka August 31, 2007

superache

new word created by conan gray (another version of this word is PURE ACHES)

it is superache but not pure aches

by conanpinkwig April 27, 2022

superannuated flatus

Synonym for old fart.

Too many university faculty members wind up being superannuated flatuses over time. It's pasture time for them.

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005