Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

sucks monkey nuts

sucks really really bad

playing cricket sucks monkey nuts

by Geraint April 16, 2004

shit sucking monkey raper

A derogatory name for people of African descent. Derived from the origins of jemken and the myth of man on monkey sex as the origin of AIDS.

That shit sucking monkey raper left his shoes and took off with the money for my sack!

by JustWrong July 02, 2012

Suck A Monkey

A good word to replace vulgar obscenities.

I came to work naked. Again. SUCK A MONKEY

by Coleylalala11 September 01, 2010

suck a monkey off

when a guy sticks his dick in a girls ass and is brown like a monkey and you clean it off by means of a blowjob

last night i told parry to suck a monkey off and she did but sucked at it. that damn hoe.

by brady and prez June 28, 2006

Monkey sucking ass nigga

A nigga that suck Monkey dick all the time

Nigga1: Yo look at that monkey sucking ass nigga
Nigga2: yeah... kinda hot

by Monkey_sucking_ass_nigga November 09, 2020

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

by Matt W March 22, 2005