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super syphilis

A new, undiscovered strain of syphilis, discovered by the Housewives of Sunbury.
Sunbury Housewives have discovered "super syphilis", spread by the local sheep population in town. Resources and education about the disease now available via car vlogs on the interwebs.
by Hrd2gtt May 1, 2021
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Syphilis Heights

A nickname for Citrus Heights, originating from the presence of a high number of "massage parlors" at which syphilis or other STD's may be contracted if one does not use caution.
Dude: "Yo, man, I just picked up a phat sack down by where your ex used to live!"

Friend: "Fer real? You down in Syphilis Heights?"

Dude: "Mos' def!"
by introspectacle January 13, 2011
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Syphilis

Syphilis is a STI, it’s not a Greek titan with a similar name ,Sisyphus.
“Who had to roll the boulder up the mountain?”-teacher

“I think it was syphilis”-some student
“OMG”- the whole class and the teacher
by Quaddy March 17, 2020
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syphilisaurus

someone that has syphilis, and perhaps knowingly spreads the STD to others because they are a fuck-junkie.
scott had sex with three girls yesterday, keeping genus syphilisaurus alive.
by .Allison. September 13, 2006
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Miley Syphilis

A Nickname For Miley Cyrus. She Has This Nickname Because This Is One Of The Many STD's She Will Acquire In The Next 5 Years Or So
Miley Cyrus Fan:OMG MILEY IS AWESOME!!!1
Non-Miley Cyrus Fan: You Mean Miley Syphilis? I Hate Her
by mrsandman9896 March 29, 2009
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Black Syphilis

A pseudo-legendary STD with a probable origin in East Asia. According to hearsay the malignant virus manifests many of the same symptoms as standard syphilis, but does so with alarming speed and terminality. Unfortunately, there is no known treatment or cures for Black Syphilis. According to fable, the tertiary phase of the disease results in the infected decay of one's genitals, and in men, will supposedly cause the penis to eventually rot off.

Rumor of the disease’s existence first circulated among US military personnel occupying post-WW2 Japan in the late 1940s and later during the Korean War. The myth of Black Syphilis proliferated throughout the Asian world and among American military personnel during the Vietnam conflict, although strangely very few known bonifide cases have been medically documented. Today the disease is rumored to exist primarily in Thailand. In the American military, it is rumored that should a person contract the dreaded disease abroad that they would be forbidden from reentering the US.
Stay out of the brothels in Bangkok! If you get the Black Syphilis they won't let you back home!
by Jypsy April 6, 2008
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Syphilis

A particularly nasty STD, that in later stages causes infertility, leads to your pubes falling out and eventually insanity and death. Friedrich "God is dead" Nietzsche, the German philosopher, caught this from a whore and died. Very common in the midle ages, particularly among the nobility of France. Can be covered up, externally, by a merkin. The US government conducted secret tests on African-Americans in the 30's to see how likely you were to die from syphilis. The Tuskegee Syphilis Experiments didn't end until the 1970's.
I didn't use a condom when I had sex with that whore and now I have tertiary syphilis, which is making me CRAZY! This is some bad news for my poor wang.
by me oh my December 28, 2005
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