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cunt-stubble

Refers to a British police officer.
British police officers are referred to as 'constable' as opposed to 'officer'.

The term cunt-stubble is an intentional miss pronunciation of the title constable.

This alternative pronunciation of the title constable is well deserved as British police officers are cunts.
Why have you stopped me cunt-stubble?
by AnonDoxy November 26, 2018
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stubble burn

The removal of female facial skin due to vigerous kissing with a guy with a lot of stubble. Seen by some as a badge of honor, courage, and committment.
After hours of mackin' on that dude at the movies, Berin got herself a little case of stubble burn.
by bartlebee October 10, 2005
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serious stubble

Facial hair that is in limbo between stubble and beard. Too much hair for it to be stubble, but still not enough for a beard.
person 1: man that is some serious stubble you got there!
person 2: I know! any longer and it will be a full beard
by UM North Quad April 11, 2010
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king stubbleton

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy
Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.
by giteiTEEUWDUIQDKABJ June 7, 2018
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stubble

The wonderful, deliciously sexy facial hair only real, wonderful, deliciously sexy men get when they haven't shaved in a few days. Many women find it incredibly preferable.
Girl: Have you seen the new guy? He's so hot.
Boy: I don't get what the big deal is.
Girl: It's his stubble. Maybe girls would like you if you were man enough to have some.
by shortpeopleego August 20, 2010
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cunt stubble

Constable, slang for policeman, pig, rozzer and so on. Can be said to a policeman without them knowing.
Good Evening, Cunt Stubble.
What seems to be the problem?
by markyspeaks July 10, 2005
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stubble trouble

the distressing realisation that you've hit some stubble you weren't expecting and it feels so good it ends current sexual activity
as I slid the head of my wang down her stomach and over her shaven haven I realised I was in stubble trouble and quickly apologised for what was to come
by kellydown August 5, 2010
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