The Angry Strauss

When a guy sticks their violin bow in their partner's ass and cums in their mouth.

"Dude, why does your violin bow smell like shit?" "Cause I gave my girl the Angry Strauss last night."

by I'll Be Bach August 30, 2009

Mia Strauss

A racist, toxic and fake bitch who has no friends because she is pathetic trash!

Conor: "Uh Mia Strauss is coming"
Isabella: "uh she's so racist"

by Red_Velvet2022 September 11, 2020

Strauss Khan

The combined sexual act of blowjob, followed by anal sex, followed by another blowjob. Preferable if done violently and forcibly.

I don't expect to hear from that girl again, I Strauss Khaned her on our first date.

by JC Duss July 4, 2011

Stresstified

1. A deep emotional pain, usually from being persecuted, ostracized, or feeling unworthy of love.

2. Damage to the psyche from being bullied and violated, receiving unjustified hate for following the path of good.

3. To the point of brokenness where change is needed immediately for survival.

4. Stretched to the max, broken to be made new.

1. I was the black sheep of the family, and became stresstified from all the rejection.

2. After getting picked on all year at school for being the good kid, Billy was stresstifed and didn't enjoy his summer vacation.

by Stresstified.org June 14, 2017

Straussing

The act of dating someone who is much younger, usually the person is under the age of 18.

"dude, Kevin is dating a 16 year old! He's 20!! He's totally straussing!!!

by Advil750 May 11, 2011

Strauss-Kahn

The underhanded, low-down understanding a Whore has that a Man is vulnerable to any sort of attack when he is in the Shower or just getting out of the Shower.

"I can't believe the bitch Strauss-Kahned me, running off with my wallet and credit cards as I got into the shower!"

by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011

strussione

Strussione's are hot af and your lucky to be one. There's only a few out there. They come from Italy. Once meeting a Strussione you will be attracted for life they basically put you under a magical spell. STRUSSIONE'S ARE LIFE!

Damn I wish I was a Strussione

by Kakakakkaka January 5, 2014