Strumpedestalation

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

person 1: did you see steph and loren being shrumpettes today at school?

person 2: yeah they hell thought that no one was looking and watching them

person 1: yeeh what a bunch of dirty little shrumpettes.

by Steph bertino. August 25, 2009

The Trumpettes

The Trumpettes are a group of gals who love President Trump and will vote for him!

The Trumpettes: REAL WOMEN, VOTE FOR TRUMP! WE DON NEED NO LIBERAL CHUMP!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Scrumpette

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".

She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.

by GeeDerp August 20, 2011

Strumpette

A fan of Donald Trump that has no clue, no morals, and no code to live by. Often heard whining about his/her rights with no empathy or understanding outside of themselves.

That strumpette was wearing his MAGA hat again and has no clue it was made in China.

by Jilarj September 11, 2019

STrumpette

A supporter of US President Donald J. Trump despite Trump's attempts to circumvent democratically-determined laws and regulations in order to get reelected. A STrumpette lacks a moral compass and is interested only in getting his/her own way without regard for the democratic process.

Kudzu Sploogebrain was willing to trash mail-in ballots in order to keep likely Democratic votes from being counted. He is such a STrumpette.

by Cynical Bob October 15, 2020

Icing Sugar & Strumpets

The act of indulging in cocaine and hookers between the hours of 5am and 11am, but only where requested within that timeframe also.

Cocaine and hookers obtained the night before and resulting activities stretching into the next morning would not fall under this terminology.

Often utilised when in polite company, High society or within earshot of the fairer sex.

“As Petunia is now getting older his good times are resigned to Icing Sugar & Strumpets, so he can still get an early night”.

by Petunia225 July 21, 2020