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stokelated

Dude I can't believe we got such great seats for the show, I'm stokelated!
by CREEP1986 April 24, 2010
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Stokeld

A charming, intelligent and strikingly handsome go-getting young charmer.
That Joe guy is a real Stokeld. I want his babies.
by Nameless One September 4, 2004
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Stoel

A sick joke the Dutch people made up. They made it my last name and now I get shit for it because 1) No one knows how to say it right and 2) I get shit for it ANYWAYS.
Pronounced 'Stool' wrong or 'Stole' right
'Bri Stoel, stole what? HAHAHA.'

'Hey Foot Stoel, come here!'

'Hey Stoel sample/pigeon.'
by Bri Explosion February 12, 2009
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Stoeli

The act of organising lunch but then not turning up to leave for that lunch in conjunction with being completely un-contactable.
We have been Stoelied; He was meant to be here 30 minutes ago for lunch but I've got no idea where he is and his phone is sitting right here.
by mattycas January 30, 2014
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Stokely

Stokely Goulborne otherwise known as ski mask the slump god produced argueably his best album yet. Featuring artist like juice wrld and lil yatchy. With great tracks like Nuketown and faucet failure
"Hey vrodie did you hear ski new album Stokely"
"Nah but I heard it spits fire"
by trebreh_1234 December 26, 2018
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John Stossel

The only anchorperson who speaks the truth and isn't a soulless robot who only spurs out propaganda.
John Stossel is the only anchorperson I give full trust to.
by david smith, jr. February 14, 2008
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stosseled

stosseled -v- past tense of "stossel" See entry below.

Stossel -v- to ask a short question, often of a skeptical nature, with an over-the-top imitation of John Stossel's voice and tone in a mock-serious manner so as to provoke the phrase (See first example). Oftentimes the question is no more than three to five words long. It is essential that the person watch some of the John Stossel specials to adequetely capture the mannerisms or verbal tones of John Stossel. It is essential that the person puts a horizontal finger or two under the nose in imitation of John Stossel in order to further give the impression that they are "stosseling". The nature of the word is similar to the word "pwn" or "own" though it is done more to provoke laughter than to pwn or own the person.

"stosseled" is a word that is derived from the last name of an ABC reporter named John Stossel. Upon watching one-hour series of "Give Me a Break", students from a high school in College Station started to use the last name of the reporter in the said series as a verb often to highlight a situation where a question is asked in a manner of John Stossel.
You got stosseled!

Person 1 (Whips up horizontal index finger across the bottom of the nose and uses John Stossel voice): "Isn't that greed?"
Person 2: "Well...er...maybe...yeah...but what I mean is-"
Person 3: "You just got stosseled!"
by Dae-Hyun Jin May 1, 2006
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