Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Daily Stormer

n. A pour soul who has made it his or her mission to hoard all the unscientific beliefs and rancor from the Old Republic that lost The Great Wars. The chemical imbalance bared by such individuals causes them to be in constant need of defecation.

v. The routine action of having to excrement all the impurities in the human body. This type of excretion from the anus is unique in that it has a higher than usual ratio of liquid-to-solid fecal matter. This action can lead to a person being misdiagnosed with Diarrhea. Unlike Diarrhea, a daily stormer almost always can be rooted to overzealous emotions in the brain and is usually cured when finding peace with different beings.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: Andrew, your Daily Stormers are making the toilet stalls uninhabitable. I thought I had already advised you to quit consuming unhealthy substances ESPECIALLY those found on the desolate corners of the Internet.

Andrew Angrylin: Fuck You and your pseudo-science shit! Your kind does not know whats good for me. You aren't even a real doctor.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: I don't need to be a doctor to know that if you constantly intake shit, you will constantly make shit. Law of Conservation of Mass

by IncorporatedStates.gov July 17, 2016

home stooler

Someone who prefers to only have bowel movements at home rather than using public restrooms, including work and/or school.

Joe takes long lunch breaks because he is a home stooler.

by Saulsa74 October 28, 2010

stooper

A kind of VR game that involves the player staying in place shooting at things coming at them - as if stuck on a stoop.

Ah, another stooper - when will developers get creative with VR?

by Xbot5432 December 13, 2016

Preston Stormer

An Ultimate Chad. One you do not fuck with. Is also the Rapist of the year.

Hey did you hear about Preston Stormer? I was his 12th rape victim.

by Dumpy(Official) December 20, 2020

Autobahn Stormer

A large German sedan or coupe with a large engine and a high top speed.

The 1989 Mercedes 560SEL is a classic Autobahn Stormer. With a 5.6 liter V8 and 285HP, it reaches a top speed of 152MPH, but the large chassis makes it feel like it's barely doing 70.

by Hey_look_a_shiny_thing November 21, 2010

Stooler

A fan of the Pittsburgh Steeler NFL franchise that is so hardcore, he would literally eat the Stool of Art Rooney, Terry Bradshaw, Ben Rothleisburger, Hines Ward, Etc, etc.

Rick: Did you see the way Ben played Yesterday?

Corbin: Yea, he is the best of all time! Better than Joe Montana, Carson Palmer, Brett Farve, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning....

Marty: Man, you guys are Hardcore Stoolers. Do you prefer nutty or liquid?

by Marty S from CA April 22, 2008