The white knight incarnate; a person whose irrepressible compulsion to cockblock is the only salvation of womankind. If he isn't there to prevent it, women are powerless to defend themselves against the predatory motivations of all other members of his gender. Called so because of his astounding ability to block any cock currently known to man.
Bro: Dude, Alex is such a cockblock.
Brah: Yeah, he's a regular Stonewall Johnson.
Bro: Weird, I coulda sworn he got RB's all up in that shit.
Brah: Word.
Brah: Yeah, he's a regular Stonewall Johnson.
Bro: Weird, I coulda sworn he got RB's all up in that shit.
Brah: Word.
by Burley May 1, 2009
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Person 1 : damn I have to start middle school in stonewall middle school
Person 2: damn nigga that schools ghetto as shitttttt good luck I heared they have fights there and fake ppl !!!
Person 2: damn nigga that schools ghetto as shitttttt good luck I heared they have fights there and fake ppl !!!
by Stonewall sucks ass September 12, 2019
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A bastardisation of the world's favourite sport of football that involves the centre-halves lumping the ball as hard as they possibly can to an enormous centre forward. This sport require s significantly less talent than the popular sport of football.
However, it does cost a lot of money to put together a Stokeball team which differentiates it from the hoofball played by Wimbledon and Heart of Midlothian teams of old.
Stokeball works particularly well when you pick up 14,000 fairweather fans when you go up a division.
However, it does cost a lot of money to put together a Stokeball team which differentiates it from the hoofball played by Wimbledon and Heart of Midlothian teams of old.
Stokeball works particularly well when you pick up 14,000 fairweather fans when you go up a division.
by Dangerous Dave Angell September 2, 2012
Get the Stokeball mug.When you and a partner begin to engage in a sexual act, but when you want to go further, your partner rejects you. It is called "stonewall jacksoned" because your partner often has impenetrable defences.
Guy 1: Man I started messing areound with Nicole the other day but as soon as it started getting hot she Stonewall Jacksoned me!
Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...
Guy 2: How can something so evil possible exist...
by ginnihinh April 7, 2010
Get the stonewall jacksoned mug.A school where there is, indeed, a vast population of stoners, fake-emos, posers, and transfer kids. The transfer kids are the ones who do not want to go to the ghey schools that they should be going to (in Gainesville, Haymarket, Bristow, or Woodbridge), so they choose to enter the I.B. program. Also known as the "hardass program that might get you into a good college" program.
Stonewall is only good if you're in the IB program, because the regular classes are pathetically easy.
Stonewall is only good if you're in the IB program, because the regular classes are pathetically easy.
Kid 1: I go to Stonewall Jackson & I'm "emo"!
Kid 2: I'z go 2 da SJ n ah'm GANGSTAAA!
Kid 3: Tards. Stonewall Jackson high school in Northern Virginia is only good for the IB program. You're all going to end up working the corners for money while I'm attending college.
Kid 2: I'z go 2 da SJ n ah'm GANGSTAAA!
Kid 3: Tards. Stonewall Jackson high school in Northern Virginia is only good for the IB program. You're all going to end up working the corners for money while I'm attending college.
by CacapoopoopeepeeShire September 16, 2008
Get the Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia mug.v. When you're texting/messaging someone and he or she suddenly stops replying mid-conversation without any warning. Generally a tactic used by girls to make themselves appear more elusive and desirous to the guys she is texting/messaging. The goal would be for the party who is building the stonewall to gain a better idea of how interested the stonewalled party is in him/her.
The idea being that the person is putting up a "stone wall" and impeding your progress in the conversation, and as you cannot see over the side of the wall, you have no idea why it is there. If you try to "climb the wall" to figure it out, then the other party will know your level of interest.
The idea being that the person is putting up a "stone wall" and impeding your progress in the conversation, and as you cannot see over the side of the wall, you have no idea why it is there. If you try to "climb the wall" to figure it out, then the other party will know your level of interest.
Bro 1: "Yo, how's Wendy?"
Bro 2: "Have no idea, we were texting all day Wednesday and she stonewalled me out of nowhere."
Bro 1: "Have you tried texting her agian? I mean it's been 4 days."
Bro 2: "If I do, then she'll know I'm into her."
Bro 1: "True. Just wait it out, don't fall for the tactic."
Bro 2: "Have no idea, we were texting all day Wednesday and she stonewalled me out of nowhere."
Bro 1: "Have you tried texting her agian? I mean it's been 4 days."
Bro 2: "If I do, then she'll know I'm into her."
Bro 1: "True. Just wait it out, don't fall for the tactic."
by Del Pasta October 18, 2013
Get the Stonewall mug.Rudimentary device for securing a lose penis. To create this device, a string is tied around preferably the foreskin or head of the penis if foreskin is not present. The other end of the string is attached to an anal toy of some sort. When the anal toy is inserted in the user's anus, the string will pull the dong between the legs and across the gooch, securing the penis in place.
Damn Mike's dick is so big I heard he had to use a Stonewall Seatbelt just so he is able to wear shorts.
by bigolepenis April 7, 2018
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