Philosopher’s Stone

When you take a shit that contains all four elements: fire, earth, water, and air

Bro I just made a fat philosopher’s stone in my toilet

Philosopher’s Stone by anonymous March 1, 2024

Scott’s rollin stone 

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.

It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.

Scott’s rollin stone by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023

Stoner's Thumb 

Any burns substained to your fingers typically being the thumb during the act of smoking cannabis due to the way the light is held. The smoker typically does not care or feel the burn so they continue to burn the cannabis and their thumb.

"Dude I was so high this weekend I got wicked stoner's Thumb"

"Guy1: Bro I think you got stoner's Thumb!
Guy2: Dude Just pass the bong"

Stoner's Thumb by Reno-Sean March 1, 2009

Stoner's Tic 

Physical gesture used by a stoner to communicate his desire to depart the gathering and light up. This gesture usually includes making eye contact with another stoner, raising the eyebrows, and jerking the head in the direction of the exit. This simple series of movements is a clear signal to the other stoner saying, "I have weed, would you like to go out front and smoke it with me?"

I told my five-year-old we were leaving the party, but then Tony gave me the stoner's tic and we wound up staying another hour.

Stoner's Tic by zeemon April 26, 2008

The Stoner's Dilemma 

The dilemma in which a stoner finds him or herself having to choose between staying reclined/lying/sitting comfortably and getting up to acquire food/drink/other amenities.

Can also be "The Drinker's Dilemma"

"damn the stoner's dilemma! i want cheetos, but they're all the way in the kitchen!"
or
"Dude, I had a total drinkers dilemma yesterday. I sat in my bed for ten minutes trying to decide if I should go get some food to feed my drunchies."

The Stoner's Dilemma by ImaginePeace September 14, 2009

stoner's thumb 

A thumb with a tough, dry, outer layer of skin due to any outside force, usually a slight breeze, blowing or moving the flame from a lighter onto the thumb, yielding a tempoary burning thumb and often leaving the thumb tough to the touch.

"Fuck, your car's A/C is giving me stoner's thumb, nig."

"I had a tough time lighting my bowl with that damn wind giving me stoner's thumb."

stoner's thumb by Teepo December 13, 2005

Stoner's Graceland 

Stoner's Graceland (sometimes called Stoners Graceland) is another name for Wendy's. The late hours (They stay open until midnight or later), stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname. The Wendy's chili and the burger and soda and fries and frosty is delicious.
Dave Thomas is to stoners as My Life as a Teenage Robot is to cool millennials (unlike those stupid Gen Z kids!).

People who go to Wendy's either tried Ritabooze (Ethylphenidate), Blue Speed, Blue Molly, Modafinil, Kratom, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Arecobooze (Arecoline plus booze), 2-methyl-2-butanol (2m2bOH), Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, MDA, MDMA, MDEA, Ethylamphetamine, Crystal Speed, 4F-MPH, Prolintane, Propranolol, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, N-Acetyl-Selank, Sunifiram, Methiopropamine, Thiopropamine, Bretazenyl, IndanylAminoPropane, a-PVP, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, methcathinone, cathinone, cathine, khat, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Betel Nut (Freebase Arecoline), 3-MMC-Etizolam, Diclazepam, Nicotine Vape, Arecoline vape, Redbull energy drink, Propylhexedrine, Cyclopentamine, Dimethylamylamine, JWH-018, JWH-200, Weed, Delta-8, and Methylphenidate.

Wendy's employee (at 1:15am): How may I help you sir?

Tyler(on Kratom and Arecoline Hydrobromide): Give me 3 cheeseburgers, a Wendy's frosty, some fries, and some chili.

Wendy's employee: Here you go sir.

Tyler (high as fuck): I'm in Stoner's Graceland!

*eats food then pops a Blue ecstasy pill with Jenny Wakeman's head on it.

Stoner's Graceland by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023