Definitions by Evilredbeerd

Miss Luna 

The most popular dog name and the worse kinda dog. The kinda dog that won’t relax and suffers from anxiety. She will bite everyone in the house but you still love her.

“What’s wrong with your dog?”
“That’s Miss Luna”

Miss Luna by Evilredbeerd August 30, 2023

To be Frank

The act of thinking everyone who wants to give you a ride wants to fuck you and possibly kill you. In fear you never take rides from strangers even if it means inconveniencing yourself all day.

“Want a ride?”
“To be Frank, I’d rather stand here all day.”

To be Frank by Evilredbeerd August 30, 2023

Tuck me in 

When one New Yorker decides to get off games for the night but really he’s driving to another New Yorkers house, usually male, to perform gay acts while making pasta.

I sure hope Danny is going to tuck me in tonight. I sure am tired.

Tuck me in by Evilredbeerd August 29, 2023

Beat the forest

The act of one obviously gay dude desperately trying to blow his friends while holding a PlayStation remote and while wearing a headset.

Scotty when ur back home we should beat the forest together!

Beat the forest by Evilredbeerd May 17, 2023

Scott’s rollin stone 

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.

It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.

Scott’s rollin stone by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023

Clam Slammed 

When you join a team of clams on playstation network and the rip you apart with insults and annoying sound effects. One of the team mates falls asleep before the raid ends.

We wiped so many times last night. I got clam slammed

Clam Slammed by Evilredbeerd January 13, 2020

raw hogg 

The act of working all day in raw sewage then giving her the business

Hey hiladio, make this deal go down or you will get the raw Hogg

raw hogg by Evilredbeerd April 25, 2017