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Stockwelled

Mainly associated with online conspiracy theorists and conservatives from small towns.

To lose grip of reality while chatting online.

To Stockwell is to be so permanently on the edge of mental oblivion that they become hysterical at the slightest thing that seems to contradict their crazy beliefs.

Somebody Stockwelled out may fly into a rage, typing message after message citing Alex Jones articles and any other online nutcase with similar crazy opinions.

They may deny the existence of basic facts even when confronted with them. Generally they'll act like obnoxious idiots just because someone else had a different, fact based opinion, possibly derived from a library. Which to someone Stockwelled out, is clearly not as valid as the mis-spelled online drivel they've scratched up from the poison pit of online conspiracy websites.
All I said was Covid 19 is killing people, and my Father in law totally Stockwelled out on me
by RationalistRevolutionary May 18, 2020
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ryan stowell

jesus of guitar,mad raving sex machine,the black knight
dude randy roads was a total ryan stowell
by paco57 November 1, 2008
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stickwilly

What your grandmother on your dad's side may call a penis.
Me whenever I use her restroom:
Grandmother: Remember to shake your stickwilly after you use the restroom!
by A Really Bucking Fastard May 17, 2014
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Stokell

A slang term used to describe a sexually transmitted infection in a general context
1- Man, their is a total Stokell on my balls

2- I think I may of contracted a Stokell

3- That chick totally gave me a bad case of the Stokells

4- Stokells are a really bad sexually transmitted infection

5- Man, WTF is a Stokell doing on my left nut
by KKREBS January 2, 2012
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stinkwell

"YOU'RE TALKING OUT OF YOUR STINKWELL SUNSHINE!!" :mad:
by 44deluxe December 19, 2008
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smackwell

When you can toss off effiiently and on queue, you done smackwell.
by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006
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stockball

A woman who fetish-izes race-car drivers for thier ability to withstand vibration in a car for four hours.
Tends to wear one-piece zip up jumpsuits with excess amounts of decals.
Turned on by canadian tire 59.99$ spinners.
The only reason she hooked up with Alex is b/c shes a stockball, after the accident she never called him again.
by luba macak April 28, 2008
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