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sober patch

The point of drunkedness where you are so drunk that you believe you are sober.
Person A: Guys, I think we've had a lot to drink.
Person B: nah man....you've just hit your sober patch.
by nycanuck April 16, 2013
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sober birthday

A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used.

Most of all, a sobriety birthday (also known as a sobriety anniversary, sober anniversary, recovery anniversary, or sobriety milestone) also serves as a reminder of the progress you've made, and the new life an addict has chosen for themselves.
It’s my sober birthday today and I’ve been 12 years clean. I’m going to go out with my friends and have a nice meal and mocktails.
by Sickomonster November 6, 2022
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sober assassin

To hook up with inebriated women while sober. Derived from
Tuching.
Dude how did you get in her pants so quickly, you must be a sober assassin.

harry told me he was being a sober assassin last night when he fucked kelsey.
by tuchman1 June 24, 2009
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smobes

The SMOKE-ROBES which are Lord Voldemorts favourite choice of clothing for everyday-wear and special occasions.

Robes which appear out of thin air like wisps of smoke and continue to occasionally float about.
Ron "Ahhhh its YOU-KNOW-WHO!!!"
Harry " Yeh but check out his new smobes!"
by Danielle Luxton September 2, 2009
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snobesity

When you don't know if someone is fat or not, because they're wearing a winter coat or other large clothing
Person 1: "The boy is so cute!"
Person 2: "He's really fat though, like ew!"

Person 1: " He's not fat, he just has snobesity."
by ConfusedTeenager April 6, 2015
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Sober Monitor

Someone who wants to rage their fucking face off but can't
and has to watch over the event.
Power Savage had to be a sober monitor at the rager because he was too power hungry at chapter meeting.
by princessfratdaddy December 14, 2011
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sober moment

when shit gets mad serious and you need to act 100% clean and sober.
Oh fuck, sober moment guys. I spilt the beer on my moms bed
by negro hero July 27, 2009
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