stevert

Norwegian for Boner or erection, established in the late 1800s

I was sailing in the ocean when i noticed i had a raging stevert and asked my friend to give me a special gift

by gijoe532005 January 3, 2008

Steering by Armstrong

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.

I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.

by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Steer you wrong

01: To give misleading instructions to you.
02: To direct you in the wrong way (not always intentionally).

Don't steer anybody wrong and expect nothing to happen.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 31, 2005

Steers And Queers

The only two things that come from Texas

Holy dogshit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!

by plzdontithurts December 20, 2015

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

steer

A castrated bull.

Hartmann: "Where in the hell you from anyway?"
Cowboy: "Sir Texas sir!"
Hartmann: Holy dog shit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, and you don't look much like a steer so that sorta narrows it down a bit."

by SeanG. March 27, 2009

even a steer can try

Steers are castrated bulls. They sometimes try to sexually mount other cattle, even though they don't have what it takes to make anything happen. (This is much more a rural dictionary than urban dictionary item, because it only makes sense if you've actually seen it happen.)

You gave up? Man, don't you know that even a steer can try?

by westfalr August 5, 2009