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Ted Stevens

Shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, Ted Stevens is an Alaska senator. Too old to understand things, Ted Stevens thought the Internet was a "series of tubes." Also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. Set phazers to steal.
Ted Stevens: aka "A series of Teds" and "The Pork King"
by author September 1, 2006
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stevenson high school

Stevenson high school, one of the top ranked high schools in the country consists of snobby rich kids who wear vineyard vines, and polo. There are many extracurricular classes to be taken at Stevenson, but if you aren't either jalen Brunson, or a jock you're are reconised as a nobody. Stevenson is full of pretty girls who think they're better than everyone because there dads run local businesses around the long grove area, and guys that think they're top shit, because they drive around in there "brand new jeep my dad bought"
"Hey, let's go to liquid fusion, you where all the kids from Stevenson high school hang out"
"For sure, make sure you were your polo quarter zip, your pink shorts that go above your knees, and your sperrys!"
by JsavageT July 18, 2016
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Jada Stevens

She's is the sexiest from her head to her toes with the perfect body
Jada Stevens is the sexiest woman I've ever seen
by Thirdlegtribe78 February 8, 2020
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Daniel Stevens

Daniel Stevens

The GOAT of Facebook Trolls. Can be found in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB facebook pages. Usually brings ass hurt to the community of facebook due to their intellectual incapability to detect a troll. When will they ever learn?
NFL on Facebook
"Aaron Rodgers has the best QBR in the NFL"

Daniel Stevens: Aaron Rodgers and the Packers suck! When's the last time Rodgers got a ring?

Mr. Gullible: Says the guy with the Jay Cutler jersey

*Mission Achieved*

Classic Daniel Stevens
by Arizona Cardinals December 22, 2016
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Stabenism

Literally: "Treat others and expect to be treated in return."

A cycle, a revolution. An orbit of treating people. Once you treat another, it will be coming back to you.
"I treated my friend earlier this week, so this weekend I got an unexpected treat when i didn't even expect it. Classic case of Stabenism right there."
by Maxwell Stabens May 4, 2009
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Jada stevens

Loves to sit on Dominic’s face or have her ass cheeks between Dominic’s face Jada stevens is the sexiest and a pornstar with the perfect always down to fuck Dominic any time any where anyhow any place she has a gorilla grip coochie
Damn Jada Stevens is here i bet she doesn’t know Dominic’s here
by Vulnerable fetish June 13, 2022
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Lake Stevens

A decent town comprised of the following kinds of people:

1) rich kids who own a dock on the lake, a recording studio, a vacation house in chelan, perhaps a beamer or two
2) mormons, lots of mormons

3) people who claim to be really, really christian but still party and/or sleep around

4) people who party and/or sleep around

5) college kids who can never seem to leave
6) drug addicts and recently sober drug addicts
7) indie/alternative nerds who may or may not be cool (varies per person)
8) girls who got married (and possibly divorced) or pregnant but not married right after high school
9) minorities: colored people, straight-edgers

other features of lake stevens:
-target and safeway, where you will inevitably run into someone who graduated with but never wanted to see again
-team fitness, where you might end up working out next to a former teacher
-a train at the bottom of the lake

All in all, not a terrible place to live if you know the right people and have the resources to move away when you can. You could do a lot worse, like Granite Falls.
Mom: what are you doing today?

You: First, I'm going to community college because I love Lake Stevens too much to leave, then I'm going to Safeway to deposit my paycheck that I got from working at either the outlet mall or an espresso stand. After that, I'm going to spend my paycheck by trying to avoid people I know at Target or tanning at Bahama Sun or eating at Ixtapa with the same friends I hung out with in high school who probably did the same thing today. Lastly, I'm going end my day on Facebook looking up who pregnant these days.
by ZetusLapetus October 9, 2011
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