steven segal

total fucking shithead with only one facial expression.
gimme a fucking gun, and well see how that fucking cocksucker manages to aikido himself out of that one

steven segal: you better put that gun down son. you dont want
me to hurt you , do you? (stares at me with that
ONE serious look on his face)
me: fuck you asshole, i eat little pieces like you for
breakfast!
steven segal: (confused, but still, manages to hold his one
expression) BLAM! BLAM!
me: (teabagging his dead fucked up corpse) yeah, fuck you
asshole.

by Tom85 July 24, 2006

Steven Segaul

An actor who can actual kill you.

Dude Steven Segaul is gonna kill you.

by Yo man ha March 10, 2016

Steven Segal

The most underrated comedian of his generation.

Steven Segal- Get your ugly, toothless white ass out of here.
White guy- I never looked at it that way before but now that I heard it from Steven Segal, it makes sense, he's right, I am an ugly, toothless white loser.

by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021

spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.

by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 10, 2017

Steve Segal

the Jewish form of the name Steve. Usually all Segals are known to be huge dickwads, who think they're great at everything, in reality they suck. He also usually is very cheap and unreasonable, some say slightly retarded.

Dude, dont be a steve segal your whole life, your going to die old, lonely and ugly.

by AcesInTheBig April 11, 2011