The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.
by Ipod Dome Lover August 25, 2010
Get the Steve Jobmug. The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
Get the Steve Jobmug. by Pokommando April 17, 2021
Get the Steve Jobmug. A Steve job is when you masturbate to pornography on your smart phone. It is named after the man who created the most popular smart phone, the iPhone, Steve Jobs
I was too tired to get up to my computer and jerk off, so I gave myself a Steve job while I laid down in bed, using my droid and went back to sleep.
by SuperJew113 January 27, 2013
Get the Steve Jobmug. by michael dickless April 9, 2015
Get the Steve Jobmug. The act of performing oral sex while the giver is wearing a black mock-turtle neck. Similar to the style worn by Mr. Steve Jobs.
Jackie really wanted to show Ryan she loved him, so for Valentines day she bought a nice new mock-neck and gave him a Steve Job.
by MockNeckMertle February 27, 2011
Get the Steve Jobmug. A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.
Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.
by Apple Steve Job October 13, 2011
Get the Steve Jobmug.