Steve Job

This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.

"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"

Steve Job by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 19, 2013

Steve Job

The act of receiving sexual pleasure while simultaneously listening to one's Ipod.

The other day my girlfriend gave me the best Steve Job while I was listening to Phil Collins-In the Air Tonight.

Steve Job by Ipod Dome Lover August 25, 2010

Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

Steve Job by Pokommando April 17, 2021

Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.

"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."

Steve Job by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021

Steve Job

A Steve job is when you masturbate to pornography on your smart phone. It is named after the man who created the most popular smart phone, the iPhone, Steve Jobs

I was too tired to get up to my computer and jerk off, so I gave myself a Steve job while I laid down in bed, using my droid and went back to sleep.

Steve Job by SuperJew113 January 27, 2013

Steve Job

The act of jerking someone off with an apple

She didn't want to touch his junk but she felt bad for him so she gave him a Steve Job instead.

Steve Job by michael dickless April 9, 2015

Steve Job

The act of performing oral sex while the giver is wearing a black mock-turtle neck. Similar to the style worn by Mr. Steve Jobs.

Jackie really wanted to show Ryan she loved him, so for Valentines day she bought a nice new mock-neck and gave him a Steve Job.

Steve Job by MockNeckMertle February 27, 2011