stepfather

Usually a bad man who tricks a single woman with kids into marrying him because he says he will not try to discipline her children and will only enjoy being with them. Once these 2 people buy a house together, the stepfather turns into a complete asshole. He threatens to kick out his new wife's oldest son a lot because that son sees right through his bullshit. Does not respect the children of his wife, and in my mom's case, doesn't even respect his wife. Will threaten to hurt the boys in the family, but is usually too much of a pussy to even throw a punch. Has a God complex and expects his stepchildren to respect him while he shows their mother the utmost disrespect. The second man to ruin my family and we celebrated when we moved out of that house and away from him.

Stepfather: You need to learn some respect.
My sister: Why should I respect someone that doesn't respect my mother.

by imtheworstchildever January 24, 2011

Stepfather

A man that brainwashed your mother, gold digs her through the whole marriage, even as far as knocking you off her inheritance, makes your real dad broke, shits on your real dad by using his child support for whatever the fuck he wants or to screw over his ex in a lawsuit, constantly brags about how all you kids should feel humbled because he puts you on his insurance even though it was first your mom’s, but he convinces your mom to put him at the top of everything because the husband comes first, and then he treats your mom like shit and manipulates her, and your mom is so in love with him (gets dick) that she doesn’t defend you who is just a constant reminder of her ex and threatens to kick you out because of him and or will always deny your feelings or views even if it is because you do not like her being disrespected by him. He will say he is tough on her because he loves her and the mom buys it because she is 50 something and is desperate for sex. So stepfather yeah an asshole who fucks your mom and fucks your life.

Kid at school: Yo man why you walking around with holes in your pants?
Stepkid: because, my mom is giving my child support to my stepfather to fund his lawsuit with his ex.
Kid: oh shit no wonder kids always hate the stepfather.
Stepkid: Yeah my mom is literally a retarded nympho. Now he wants to throw me out.

by Thatbratovertheresharon July 15, 2020

Stepfather

An egotistical, sycophantic, asshole that said he is a recovering alcoholic and drug user, and a complete control freak that always dishes out threats that his ass can't pay. He is responsible for the many metal and physical damages that my mother has suffered in this fucking state.

Mom: it's because of you I'm going to lose my kid after I just got them back.

Stepfather: it's not my fault that those fucking pricks left you and its your fault that I'm leaving too I'll send for my shit you bitch! !

by Marine1963grandson June 24, 2014

Twelve-Stepfather

A person who has graduated from the 12 Step AA program, but who still exhibits all the other characteristics of an Alcoholic (but worse). These "Alpa-Male" wannabes generally show signs of massive ego, the mastery of all the World's knowledge, and the need for self-promotion. They generally come across as very gracious, but only help others that they think can return the favor many times over. They should be avoided at all costs.

As time went on, we began to realize that Todd was actually a Twelve-Stepfather to the group.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007

Stepfather

A man, sometimes with the best of intentions, who falls in love with and marries a woman with children. Someone that everyone gangs up on and that will never belong even if he treats everyone very well. Step-fathers-mothers-brothers-sisters aren't necessarily "wicked" because of their behavior, but are because of the nature of the situation. Some stepfathers are messed up, but some aren't and are mistreated by the majority of the household. Years of hurt sometimes surface as anger and everything falls apart. Unfortunately, divorce is necessary in some cases.

Stepfathers aren't all bad.

by marriage is outdated July 22, 2009

the stepfather effect

When one party works hard to build something and another party steps in at the last minute to finish the job and claim the work as their own.

Franchise used the stepfather effect to receive full credit for work he did not do by himself.

by Franchise01 April 22, 2018

Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood

The enemy of the Garlipedia, the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood is a book that despite its name, about garlic rather than anything you need to know about your stepfather. Once you open it, you will be immune to the dark magic of the Garlipedia! :D

Wow! Look at that! You can learn about garlic in the Encyclopedia of Stepfatherhood!

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 30, 2018