steaming

Moderate intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a noticable reduction in common sense and decision making capacity. One step above pissed on the scale of drunkenness and one below battered.

We seem to have a few traffic cones in our living room. I guess we were steaming last night.

by jayseebee July 14, 2004

steam

To dome a blunt or any other form of marijuana.

"Pull the truck up front and roll up the next blunt. So we can steam on the way to the telly, go fill my belly, a t-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape." - Notorious

by Son of Jewels March 01, 2009

steaming

Extremely drunk, inebriated, intoxicated.

CP came out of Creation steaming last night.

by boon July 26, 2003

Steamed

1. A synonym for mad, angry, or pissed . Based on the idea of one being so angry, steam pours from his ears.

2. A word used to trivialize someone's anger.

EX1:

I get steamed whenever Tim Burton casts Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in one of his stupid movies.

EX2:

Byron: I can't believe you keyed my car; now I have to pay to get that fixed!

Jack: Awww, U steamed?

by Jf Brn Rssll September 17, 2012

Steam

The Game client that distributes games such as Half Life 2, Counter-Strike Source, Team Fortress 2.

Steam is actually a man named Steve who lives far away in the mountains in a little cabin. He controls the steam program but he's fucking retarded thus why steam crashes so damn often. Every now and then , his but buddy, Val( Valve) comes and gives him new programs, but he's so stupid he can't really operate new programs without crashing. So he passes out all the time trying to get these programs to work. Thats why steam is a piece of shit program.

by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008

steam

1. A program made by a bunch of sadist programmers at Valve. The target audience is obviously masochists. Gives you the strong urge to torture small fuzzy animals.

2. What happens when water gets too hot.

1. If there is another error with steam I am going to fucking kill myself.

2. Water-OW
Stove-WHAT
Water-It's too hot, I'm melting..

by lordbovine September 05, 2006

steaming

wankered, hammered, pissed, drunk,rat-arsed, fucked, nackered, poleaxed.

full of alcohol/under the influence.

"i said let's get pissed but not steaming wankered like jeeves"

by Joshua K November 10, 2003