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Instant Statusing

I was gonna call this hot broad on the phone, but I'm too nervous. I'll just start a conversation by instant statusing her.
by SSabatino97391 February 5, 2010
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Chain Statusing

1. The action of a person who updates their status on a social networking website far too often.

2. The practice of updating a social networking status with a funny status, then a less funny status, and so on, for approximately 4-5 status, until the final status contains no laughter. A reference to the "Chain Lightning" spell found in many video and computer games around 1990s and the first decade of the 21st century, wherein a lightning bolt strikes one target, then a second with decreased damage, and so on.
1. I thought she was really hot, until i added her as a facebook friend and discovered she was chain statusing about what was happening on The Hills every 35 seconds.

2. I am chain statusing my jokes today, hoping that the 3rd and 4th jokes will just seem funnier by association.
by LordIronfist December 21, 2009
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Stating

When you stalk someone so hard you think you’re dating them.
“Ugh! I can’t believe Jeff has a girlfriend.”
“Sheryl, you were only stating him.”
by MrKim May 30, 2019
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statting

Statting takes place when people treat a Facebook or MySpace status as a chat room.

Combination of the words "status" and "chatting".
Dude, we should go into a chat room and quit statting.
by FlashlightTaylor May 16, 2010
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stating a point

When you tell somebody how it is and you don't beat around the bush. You tell the person what's wrong without making a big fuss of it.
I'm not arguing with you, I'm just stating a point.
by Katelena January 2, 2016
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Stating

Dating across the borders of your state.
Jim: "What's up with Johnny? I haven't seen him in a week."
Billy: "He just started stating this girl from Nebraska."
by Mims304 November 29, 2011
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Statusing.

Commenting on someones status, to the point where it's a conversation. Especially in the event where you WERE IMing, and then, start communicating through a status.
"Statusing."
Status: Had a great day

Someone: Glad you had a good day.

Someone else: Me too.

Someone: Why was it a good day?

Someone else: Because it was warm & fun.

etc.
by Coocamongajoe March 17, 2010
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