Statue

A basic daft introverted human being

You're such a statue!

by Pigush December 24, 2021

Statue

How French Canadians say: "Is that you?"

*Answering phone...Hello Claude, statue?
Claude: "ya it's me."

by Anglo Guy June 6, 2022

statue

The *BEST* Script Showcaser

BABE! Statue just posted a script showcase 😍

by statued February 17, 2024

Statue Toppler

Someone who sees knocking down statues of morally questionable historical figures as productive in the fight for equality.

"Smoking Marijuana is Cultural Appropriation"
"Crikey! Statue Topplers, ay?"

by Kizza7984 October 16, 2020

Statue of Reception

when you're sending a text message and you lose the last bar of service and you raise your arm up like the Statue of Liberty in hopes of catching just enough signal to complete the text transaction.

Doug- DUDE! I'm sexting Jessica and I just lost service!
Tom- Put your arm in the air! Hurry!
Fred- Statue of Reception, nice.
Tom- Works every time..

by meetgeorgejetson August 20, 2009

Statue Bitch

A girl that has the exact same facial and body pose in every single one of her photos.

Usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her butt in every photo.

"I'm so tired of seeing Karen's photos. She's a Statue Bitch, always having the same stupid duck face and turning her body to the right side while arching her back so her butt looks bigger.

by front2back November 14, 2016

Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.

A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."

by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023