Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

Deathbed starfucker by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

starfucker 

an alternative band from Portland, Oregon. Briefly changed their name to "Pyramiddd", but they're back to Starfucker/STRFKR now.

Starfucker is awesome

starfucker by n0o0o0o0o0o0o0 June 30, 2010

Double-Star-Fucked 

when you make a mistake when typing and do the little *correcty thing, and then you fuck up again, and have to do the correction with two **

aw fcuk
fukc*
FUCK**
"this is a Double-Star-Fucked statement"

Double-Star-Fucked by Rockandrolljunkiie February 28, 2009

starfucker 

someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.

ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.

starfucker by angela June 6, 2003

Starfucks

A bros way of referring to “Starbucks”

“Yo bro get me that girly ass pink drink at starfucks”

Starfucks by chHAad February 7, 2021

starfuck 

A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.

Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.

starfuck by Ralph Macchio November 5, 2004

Starbucked 

When a friend ditches another for lunch giving a lame excuse, only to be found at starbucks having coffee with someone else.

Oh sh*t, JM completely Starbucked me the other day! He told me he had to have lunch with his mother, but I saw him at Starbucks with some young chick.

Starbucked by confab July 7, 2011