Stalactite

During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.

The man promised her ice cream, but the stalactite she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.

by khangulingus February 9, 2010

vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

when a women has pubic hair INSIDE her vagina

hey michael did christina have vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

by bal_zak March 8, 2010

Stalagshite

N. A firm mountainous pile of shit that breaches the toilet seat in an outhouse.

At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020

Stalacshites

The poop formations that occur on the bottom of a toilet seat due to explosive shitting.

I hate cleaning the bathroom after Taco Tina! She always leaves stalacshites, that nasty bitch.

by Nomitus May 27, 2015

salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

stalactite

A wad of toilet paper, shit, and ass hair that hangs around the outside of your crap cavern. They sometimes cause pain during removal. Can also get in the way if you're trying to stick something up there.

I pulled out some of my butt hair trying to remove the stalactites I've accumulated.

by Jingleman August 20, 2008

Stalactite

a sperm icicle

"last night I hung a giant stalactite from the roof of my girlfriend's mouth."

by colonel Hogan May 20, 2003