Squimley

A smoking hot, curvaceous woman who has a little weight to her while remaining completely doable, being usually more so.
Not quite a hardbody, more of a tasty softbody, with rounded hips, and breasts.

Kate winslet sometimes
Scarlett Johansson in Match Point

Dan: Saw match Point last night, man did that suck. Even the title was based around the faulty premise that in a game of tennis it can come down to a single point which could throw the game either way. Has Woody Allen even heard of deuce and advantage?

Joe: You raise a valid point, but Johansson is totally squimley in that flick.

by Funktown Massacre January 19, 2009

Squirtle

A term used to discreetly discuss a female that squirts during orgasm.

Dude, that chick from the bar last night ended up being a straight squirtle...it was awesome!!

by ClownPrncGming October 19, 2018

squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019

squirtle

This pokemon will rape you with bubbles.
With a smile on its face.

1:Dude, its squirtle!
2:Shitfuck
1:OWWWW!!, my ass!
squirtle:*smile*

by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010

Can I Squirtle On Your Jigglypuff?

Used by Pokemon enthusiasts to describe the act of giving a shot of semen to the boobs. Also used to piss off people who play Pokemon.

Player 1: I totally killed that Charizard there!
Player 2: Ooh! Can I Squirtle on Your Jigglypuff?

Player 1: XD I just killed this squirtle!!
Player 2: Can I Squirtle on your Jigglypuff?
Player 1: ...FUCK YOU

by Pikapii2Pikachu December 2, 2011

Squirreled

To get distracted. To go off on a tangent.

I was heading to the shop, but I got Squirreled and ended up at my friends house.

by cssbtrans3 May 19, 2014

squirtleing

Attaching a water gun to a turtle and inserting the tip of the water gun into your anus or vagina

Oh man I love squirtleing

by Dididudijsksisiskxixixid November 22, 2016