A disease worse than measles, mumps, and rubella. If a member of your Oregon Trail team contracts spyder lumps, its game the fuck over. Forget trying to forge a river or
go hunting for deer, spyder lumps shows no mercy. There is no known vaccine but some say there is a cure to be found in a
library off of decatur street in Philidelphia. Ask the man who grew up there,
played fewtball there and used to be a carpenter for help.