spunkle

During sex, when a man ejactulates on his partner and immediately blows a handful of glitter over it.

Spunk + sparkle = spunkle.
Othernames: tinkerbelled, fairy dusting etc.

Yeah bro I spunkled all over that girl.

by te125 November 9, 2010

Spunkleminge

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.

Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

See - Yoghurt Weaving

by Briskr August 29, 2009

spunkle

to spunkle - meaning to ejaculate in a wide spread patern, obtaining maximum coverage.

Derrived from the words spunk and sprinkle.

"Yea... take it right in the hair!" - John shouted as he Spunkled her right in the face at short range.

by polaris March 15, 2005

Spunket

to screw somthing up, or make a mess of something, something really good or cool

I got an A on that tesr, that's SPUNKET!!!

by :.MaRy:. August 29, 2003

spunkle

1.it means something cool.
2. it's a mesh of the word special and spunky
kind of like when your happy and can't talk and make up words- thats it's origin.
3. can be used much like the word shibby to mean anything

wow! Ricky Bobby is SPUNKLE!!
---or--
Spidermonkeys are so spunkle, they are awesome!!!

by Msuspidermonkey September 7, 2006

Spunkler

Spunkler: A sprinkler that sprays Jizz.

In Las Vegas there is a 3 year waiting list for the sex room that is equipped with a Spunkler.

by Allan Bearenstien November 4, 2015

Spunkle

An uncle who kidnaps his nephews and spunk’s in them. Other names for this word are, “Pedofunkle,” “sackhatcher,” “unclefuckbutt,” and “pubic rubric.”

I went and visited my spunkle today and he touched me.

by Chasadia April 19, 2019