Spunktastic

Something or someone worthy of being the subject of a person's oneristic tendencies. Something or someone worth wanking over.

"Her baps are spunktastic"

by Machtzu October 18, 2004

spunken

The word uttered directly after "plenty" on a European Skin Flick, immediately after the lead male has deposited his load onto the waiting female.

Ooh, aaah, jah, das is gut, ohh, ooh ooh ohh ohhhh MMMEEEEUURRRRR!! Planty spunken!!

by Niall Brady January 8, 2003

Spanket

The rarely washed, sperm covered blanket found in every hotel room atop of a clean bed.

Jeff walked into the hotel room and immediately kicked off the disgusting spanket and tossed it in the corner of the room.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

spunked

to be semened upon

“he ejaculated on my face”
“damn, you got spunked!!”

by chodie13 February 18, 2020

spunkstick

The producer of man sap; the pink piston; the location of a man's second brain, or simply wood.

The more generously endowed may prefer to call it the spunk trunk.

Babe, check out how swollen and purple my spunkstick is!!

by Irritatus Maximus October 20, 2007

spunkerlong

A Man who has one nut so he can fuck for a long time before he comes. this can be good and bad for the girl, she can have a hell of a lot of Orgasoms but the next day she can't even walk.

Stephen B is a spunkerlong

by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007