sporting off

To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.

The man sitting at the bar was watching the game, enjoying a light beer and sporting off.

by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

sporting a chubber

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.

Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.

by Urban Tony January 5, 2007

el sporto de los negroes

Basketball. Literally, "the sport of blacks." See African Roundball. Often shortened to "el sporto"

-Do you want to play a little two-on-two?

-Nah, it's too hot to play el sporto de los negroes.

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 10, 2005

Sporting Feminist

A phrase to describe any female with extensive sporting knowledge, who is tired of instantly being treated like a fool on the assumption that she knows nothing about sport, based on her gender.

Amanda, Rosie and Laura are sporting feminists.

by peppermint_panda April 30, 2006

sporting a semi

Partial erection.

Look Sue, Jerry's sporting a semi.
How can you tell?
Look at his pants!
OMG!

by Savage Dick February 5, 2014

snorton

The word "snorton" has derrived from the family name "morton" mixed with a weekend of drug abuse. This unhumain creature can usually be found hibernating under beds. It is thought that while the snorton is doing this, he has the ability to outstreach his arm and reach for various items to aid his drug habit. The snorton has recently been spotted in in places such as the mansfield, butlins, leeds and doncaster areas in nothing less than an absolute pickle. Due to his lack of co-ordination and indecissiveness, it is very hard to find common grounds with the snorton and usually ends up in exessive swearing and general agressive behaviour. If the snorton was to be compared to any animal, it would be a snake due to his undescribable behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. The snortons other social activites also include football hooliganism, racism and of course snorting!

Is that a snorton i see under my bed?

by durk diggler January 3, 2008