spoongial

To jizz, shoot sperm, skeet, cum etc...

Guy when she wasn't paying attention I just spoongialed in her bati face.

by Adrian57 August 7, 2007

Spoogalooger

A type of person that owns multiple body pillows and furiously masturbates to them multiple times a day.

Dakota confessed to his mother that he was a Spoogalooger, she couldn't believe it!

by Grunfloz October 1, 2016

Stoogical

A nicer way to say someone is stupid or retarded.

Oh my God - these fire alarms going off every 10 minutes are so stoogical.

by MAAC August 6, 2010

Sploogicant

Sperm used as a lubricant

In order to get the bitch off I had to call in the heavy artillery. Thankfully I had already greased that ass with a heavy dose of sploogicant.

by iam2eeyore November 10, 2009

scrogical

The process of invoking Screwy Logic. Invalid, inconsistent.
skilled in scrogic b :invalid : illogical
2 : incapable of reasoning or of using reason in an orderly cogent fashion <an illogical thinker>

The engineering department came up with this plan to put screen doors on our submarine. It's completely scrogical.

Well, it looks good on paper, but it's scrogical. It will never work like that.

by Froolap March 28, 2010

spoogickle

spoogickle (spoo jik ul) NOUN. A subatomic particle of spooge. Or, a popsicle made of spooge.

The spoogickle is the smallest and slipperiest of the subatomic particles. This elusive, highly energetic particle can be found around high schools, especially in P.E. class, or that English class with the really hot teacher.

by Maxhole June 24, 2009

spoocicle

Male ejaculate coagulated in the navel. Served on a toothpick.

Went to sex club where the entertainment ate spoocicles to the delight of my fellow perverts.

by Uncle Pervy69 July 11, 2017