Splort

Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

by moosa17 August 11, 2009

Splork

Splork is a punk rock band from Richmond, Virgina, United States. Formed in 2008 with 4 members (Wendy, Phil, Michael, Phil) their first official release was a Christmas single titled "Eat my Fruitcake". http://www.myspace.com/splorksplorksplork

I got hit in the head with a stuffed animal at a Splork show.

by Phil Splork March 22, 2009

Slorp

The most passionate slurp someone could ever do. Way more intense than a normal slurp, it makes more of a "slorp" noise and is also loud enough to start or break any silence.

With one loud slorp, she had thrown the cinema into utter chaos.

by OhDamnSheHasBread February 4, 2019

Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

Shlorp

What you do when you are having soup.

Invented by Ranboo my beloved

You shlorp your soup

by RanbooMyBeloved February 23, 2021

shlorp

the in-between of eating and drinking, especially used for consuming substances that can be either eaten or drank

After I finished watching Ranboo stream Minecraft, I went to my kitchen and shlorped a bowl of soup.

by mcyt simp February 23, 2021

shlorp

Shlorp means to ingest, to eat, and to enjoy. Such as indulging yourself with fatty foods.

"Shlorp my burger sir!" - Grand Theft Auto: Lady behind counter at the Burger Shot.

by Derek H. January 22, 2005