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slomp

highly versatile word which can be used as an adjective, verb, noun or expletive and whose meaning can be determined by both the tone and context it is expressed in.

also, slomp walk; a dance in which an individual raises closed hands above their head, points the head down, eyes closed and proceed to shake fists on either side of head, moving hips in opposite direction, not necessarily in rythem with the music.
That is a slompy idea.

Were you just slomping up the stairs? I could hear you from the basement.

Your dog just slomped on my shoe.

What the slomp?
by BLT Debbie November 7, 2010
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spromping

Half way between spooning and romping.

A slightly more sexual form of spooning, one that is perfectly acceptable to engage in with a close friend.

Spromping may include banterous groping or fondling but not romping explicitly.

Spromping with someone other than your girlfriend/boyfriend strictly falls outside the scope of cheating.
Kris: Hi babycakes, we're having a party tonight, want to come over?
Soph: Hi sweetcheeks, that's fab! Can I stay with you?
Kris: Yeh sure, let's have a spromp!
Soph: Ooo baby, I do love a good spromping!
Kris: lolcano!
by sprompaholic November 13, 2011
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Splempy

"This is Splempy!" said Sally to the finished project which she was sure was going to win first prize at the science fair.
by Madlib! December 21, 2010
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Slompa

1. A female who can't resist the cock.

2. A slut or a ho
"Dude, Jenny is such a slompa"

"We need to go find some slompas at the bar tonight"
by t-14 January 15, 2009
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Dude, look at those slompywampleybearstribeastytis!
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Splooptardian

A language created by a few friends that spread across the whole school.
"The people speak splooptardian"
"Splooptardian is how we communicate"
"The splooptardian people are very sploopid"
by Richert Jackson March 3, 2023
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Slompis

A fat penis that has a crusty foreskin and belongs to a homosexual.
Doctor, The cream you gave me doesn't aid my Slompis.
by Crapmigs January 14, 2011
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