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A.C. Slatering

When you sit on the toilet backwards during a shitting session, much like the TV persona of the same name.
"My Girlfriend's Mom Caught me A.C. Slatering!"
by Geoff Gurak December 7, 2007
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splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.
seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.
by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004
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Earth Shattering Orgasm

Not your typical orgasm, but an all encompassing full body wave of pleasure that threatens to knock the pictures off the wall and Earth off its axis.
Only your Bae can provide an Earth shattering orgasm
by AkRnLee December 7, 2015
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Shattering Rodents

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG
Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008
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Shitter Splatter

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.
I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.
by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013
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Russian Splatter

During anal sex, usually with a female, the person taking the sex farts, and follows through 'splattering' shit all over the penis. A curry, or any spicy food, can be eaten before hand to increase effectiveness
Ben: Omg did you hear about Jimmy?
Luke: No why?
Ben: Him and Sarah had anal, and she did a Russian Splatter!
by HydraForce July 16, 2014
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Sluttering

1.pontification under duress*
2.a kind of drunk muttering*
3.A kick-ass song by the greatest band ever, Jawbreaker. It's track 11 off of their last studio album, "Dear You"
1,2&3- Go out and buy the cd and listen to the song. And when you're done, go out and buy all of their albums.
*note, these definitions are straight from Blake, the man who wrote the fucking song*
by JetBlack1089 August 30, 2005
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