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spock wash

When someone dressed as Spock knocks you out, takes you to his "spaceship", or his bedroom, and unloads unhealthy amounts of semen into your mouth and other holes.
"Oh my god some creep at comic-con gave me the spock wash!"
by GravyBath February 26, 2013
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Spicker

I just got a sweet Spicker from Raul's taco shop!!
by lockenload23 August 20, 2016
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Spocker

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.
To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.
by Bootface July 14, 2006
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spockle

ye olde british pronounciation of sparkle. used by D&D nerds
that diamond doth spockle, Gelmar! let us steal it from the demilich.
by Spaz De Kat January 12, 2009
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spockefeller

A wealthy male caucasian with a penchant for geekiness and/or nerdery. Derived from "Spock" + "Rockefeller".
I almost hooked up with that anesthesiologist, but when he pulled out his Captain Kirk uniform I knew he was a Spockefeller.
by Turd Snorkeler June 26, 2009
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spockulation

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.
It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.
by iteration2 January 5, 2014
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sprockets

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.
"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets
by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004
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