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ICE spiker

Industrial-strength glue marketed as hair gel. Thick, white, and smells like Elmers. Known to have gravity-defying effects when used in massive quantities.
"ICE spiker, laughing at the laws of physics since day one."
by S_a_M February 4, 2005
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Spiker

A "spiker" is a rogue pubic hair that takes on the persona of an extremely hard piece of cotton (or even fishing twine) that has set up house in the front part of your undies. And usually makes an appearance when one is in a public place. Creating an irresistible urge to scratch your groin.
John got a spiker while at the supermarker. Drove him crazy trying to scratch it without being seen.
by Ralphski June 28, 2014
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Spikter scale

The Spikter scale is one of a number of ways that have been developed to assign a single number to quantify the tastiness of a particular Mexican meal.
Juan: Yo ese, these are some tasty ass nachos! They are off the Spikter scale!!

spik mexican nachos mexican food dirty sanchez ese
by Nikesh Juan Martino Sanchez November 27, 2012
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Curve Spikers

A group of people who are ignoring government orders to stay indoors during a global pandemic.

Comparative to:
Flat Earther
Anti-Vaxxer
There are 12 teenagers gaggling around the park after the government locked down the city. Fucking Curve Spikers. They definitely have parents that are Anti-Vaxxers/Flat Earthers for sure (Probably Karen, and Steve).
by pewtypewter March 23, 2020
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Guy Spiker

A really weird looking dumbass who is retarded and no one likes. Takes ten seconds to string together two words and is very suicidal. Is Also addicted to Cocaine and Meth.
by Philopean RedRocket March 14, 2019
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spiker

1.) Someone with an unnatural compulstion to wear spikes and all things metal on all parts of their body. Often associated with maschisocism. Very sexy on girls.
2.) Someone who spikes people's drinks at a party, I.E: Adding drugs/alcohol to them for fun or profit.
3.) Madman (my buddy, not the admin) on a really fucking bad day.
1.) The spiker drifted gracefully into the room, and the preppy girls cringed at the safety pins driven through his arms and thumbs.
2.)
A.)Tom is such a spiker. We want him at the party?
B.)Only for the girlfolk.
3.)
A.)Holy shit, madman went spiker today.
b.)Oh shit, where do we hide now?
by wackodraco May 14, 2005
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Spicier Pterodactyl

A Silent Pterodactyl, but before inserting your elbow into Vagina you squirt Sriracha hot sauce all over it
My bitch really screamed when I gave her the Spicier Pterodactyl
by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011
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