A mixed drink. One part guava pineapple juice (or something similar), one part Mountain Dew, one part Red Bull, and two parts vodka. Named so because you're likely to have one after you drink something this gay.
Eric is 6'4'', 330 lbs, a construction worker, and drinking a spermy butthole. I dare you to call him queer.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken December 15, 2011
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Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"
You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"
You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"
by miaden_mental January 31, 2009
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Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!
Spermy desires a penis, you see.
In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.
He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile
Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.
Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy desires a penis, you see.
In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.
He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile
Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.
Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.
Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB
Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.
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Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.
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by QuickDick the Terrible February 5, 2010
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by Brokenslang May 14, 2020
Get the Spermy Wermies mug.Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
by westfalia December 20, 2010
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Get the spermy the wormy mug.Spermy tit , is when you want to experience the feeling of sucking milk from your girlfriend's tits but she cannot lactate.
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)
Last night I was thirsty for milk and I gave my girlfriend the "spermy tit".
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.
by Deroni Bonboni September 26, 2019
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