Skip to main content

sperminted

pregnant; a girl has once had sperm inside her which gets her knocked up
That girl is sperminted.
by AshTrash June 20, 2008
mugGet the sperminted mug.

Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing
Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else
by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019
mugGet the Spermit The Frog mug.

Spermicelli

Thick stream of jizz that sticks to your cock because you didn't drink enough water.
"I was dehydrated after drinking last night. When I jerked off this morning I had spermicelli."
by mad mac October 14, 2012
mugGet the Spermicelli mug.

Spermbite

Spermbite is the effect of semen being stuck between the leg and the pants, thus pulling on the hairs after drying, causing pain.
"I had spermbite so bad yesterday, it ripped an entire patch of hair off my leg..."
by happypotato69 December 23, 2014
mugGet the Spermbite mug.

Spermtember

The term used to describe having sex all throughout the month of September.
Dude are you participating in Spermtember?”
by deluxebitchxx September 4, 2020
mugGet the Spermtember mug.

spermies

daddy my beds got all white things swimming in it
by bob May 9, 2003
mugGet the spermies mug.

spermiate

what a gay boy has for supper.
or to infiltrate an orifice with goo.
stevie sure did enjoy that spermiate last night.
lola was amazed at joe's ability to spermiate.
by John P Ursel February 15, 2008
mugGet the spermiate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email