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sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.
"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."
by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008
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Spermatoast

A meal prepared by sreading peanut-butter and jelly on a piece of toast then ejaculating on said toast.
Dude my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to make her a sandwich, so I made her some Spermatoast.
by Antonio the Tiger March 7, 2010
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Spermatozoon

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.
1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !
by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009
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Pee Wee Sperman

An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.
Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.

I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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Spermaholic

A derogatory term for a slut or poof who can't get enough semen into them.
That fag's such a spermaholic, he has to have his stomach pumped every Saturday night.
by Busted Hyman July 4, 2006
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Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.
When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.
by scodder May 15, 2010
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Spermahol

The thing that spermaholics crave so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.
Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.
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