Spermatozoon

1) The male gamete that joins the ovum to form what will become an embryo and ruin your life.

2) Something that you were a long time ago.

3) The inhabitants of testicland.

4) Something that most guys like to massacre before getting a girl friend.

1) The spermatozoon is more commonly known as the sperm cell.

2) If you feel bad, always remember you were once the fastest spermatozoon.

3) Do spermatozoons move in shoals, flocks or herds ?

4) Those poor spermatozoons !

by BabaSanfour June 23, 2009

Spermaholic

A derogatory term for a slut or poof who can't get enough semen into them.

That fag's such a spermaholic, he has to have his stomach pumped every Saturday night.

by Busted Hyman July 4, 2006

spermsational

adj; an exceptional orgasm in terms of the amount of semen that a man ejaculates during said orgasm.

"I hope you don't get pink eye, but you must admit that was pretty spermsational."

by Christopher Prosser March 11, 2008

Spermahol

The thing that spermaholics crave so relentlessly. Spermahol differs from sperm quite radically, as it is consumed in copious amounts and it more often than not extracted from the ball-sacks of five or more human males and/or other male animals.

Jen: My name is Jen Shappapori, and I'm a spermaholic, I can't live without spermahol.

by NOIMNOTGODBUTTHANKSFORASKING July 7, 2010

spermton

Spamton in the form of a sperm cell, one of the strongest entities we have ever seen. He must be stopped.

"Oh shit it's Spermton"
"He's gonna enter Eggil oh shit"

by Nikkettr December 22, 2022

spermaphobic

Someone whose phobia is sperm.

I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.

by ladynz April 24, 2008

spermatophobia

One who has a fear of semen/sperm

Teddi has a fear of being ejaculated on. She has spermatophobia.

by Isabella Tatiana December 26, 2010