Sperm Whales are a bunch of whales that have sex in the ocean. When the whale gets horny it produces gallons of sperm that mixes with the ocean water.
Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.
Sperm Whales are the horniest whale species known to man.
Child: MOM WHATS THAT?
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!
Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales
Mom: Don't look honey.. those are two whales having sex
Dad : Those are called Sperm Whales *jerks off*
Child: Woah! whats thats white stuff!
Why is the ocean water so salty?.. Probably because of them Sperm Whales
by ilovespermwhaleslmao February 13, 2010
When you let a nose-pierced fatty suck your cock and just before you blow your load, you shove your dick up to the whore's nose hole and let loose. Then you watch as the sperm shoots out the whale's blow hole.
My fat neighbor kept on beggin' for some vitamin D and I hadn't nutted for quite some time, so I let the whale go down on Moby Dick. I filled the beasts nasal cavity with so much baby gravy, it shot out the whale's piercing hole and stained my rug! A new species of Sperm Whale has been discovered!....true story.
by Mud E. Worm May 03, 2010
Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
by sarasplayroom.com April 04, 2010
When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes
Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
by Brwig October 01, 2019
by Mark H June 24, 2004
When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole
Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?
Me: sperm Whaling
Friend: what was it?
Me: sperm Whaling
by Shelbusxo November 11, 2015
person 1: dude, i got with hailey last night
person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale
person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!
person 2: sorry to break it to you man, but she's a sperm whale
person 1: *starts crying* i thought she felt heavy!
by lulzra roflnig October 31, 2011