spelunking

Performing analingus (i.e. give a rimjob)

I'm hoping to go spelunking tonight!

by alternabear June 8, 2015

spelunking

the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out

The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard

by boglin78 August 23, 2004

spelunking

Having sexual intercourse with a girl who has a very wide and stretched out vagina. The vagina is very cave-like due to its constant past use. If you are considered to be spelunking, then the girl is a whore, and you will most likely contract a sexually transmitted disease.

I only had to pay five dollars to go spelunking in your mom

by pcdkchar November 30, 2010

Spelunking

When your friend or doctor removes a turd from your asshole with their hand.

It happened to my buddy Eric once.

What happened?

His doctor went spelunking.

by JohnFart00 October 18, 2021

Spelunking

A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.

Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"

Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."

by thenannymoh September 7, 2003

spelunking

Lifting weights with ones penis.

I am a world champion spelunker, I can lift 287 pounds with my penis, I am amazing at spelunking.

by greenwhite55 September 10, 2011

Spelunking

When having sexual intercourse with a virgin or a girl that has not banged anyone that you know

When your at a party talking to your friends and a hot chick walks over that you want to have sex with. Use the term spelunking to make it seem like your not a perve. Just say hey man I want to go spelunking

by One crazy week September 12, 2011