Speedied

A popular forum poster being run off a forum by a specific moderator or admin. over personal issues.

I can't believe the bird speedied him too.

by Plastic Pig May 16, 2009

speedbeer

Any type of energy drink, usually highly caffinated and loaded with other ingredients for quick energy. Brands such as Monster, Rock star, Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Dark dog, Stacker 2 Stinger, Lost and many, MANY others.

I’ve felt like hammered shit all morning, but I forced a speedbeer down the gullet @ 1430 and that should see me through until I head home.
-SKTFM

by Muttlee February 16, 2005

spedpeed

The act of having urinated as fast as is humanly possible; while observing all appropriate protocols and procedures (i.e. wiping, (if necessary) flushing, and washing etc.) in order to hurry back quickly to whatever it was you were doing previously. (i.e. chatting, playing poker, gaming, cooking, entertaining etc..)

Example from online Poker room chat text:

Eve: brb, gotta pee
Adam: k
(26 seconds later)
Eve: k back
Adam: well that was quick!

Abel: Jesus, did you change your mind?

Cain: Did you teleport? lol
Eve: Lol, no I just spedpeed... Didn't wanna miss the next hand...

by superspeedpeeer September 5, 2009

Seedweed

A person who is a controlling bitch, over protective freak; generally a female who is dirty and doesn't cleanse.

Don't talk to that seedweed she'll bite your vag off if you come near her man.

by Madex October 2, 2016

Speedfiend

Typically denotes a human being, possibly a werewolf, that rarely ever shows their face. Can be spotted once or twice every millenia, either riding a wefunk or some other ungodly expensive speed contraption

Yo that speedfiend guy is so gnar hes like, never here, it must be because he skates right past our eyes with amazing speed

by Speedbob October 17, 2008

SpeedWeed

A dumbass

Person 1: dont pull a speedweed by eatting a raw eel.
Person 2: I won't

by tobytasticcc June 26, 2022

speedweed

when you weed with speed

Me: i speedweed daily
You: dang

by CeleryCell May 12, 2025