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spearmint 

Yo, that shit's spearmint!
spearmint by Chris That Guy October 25, 2007

spearmans wank correlation coefficient 

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is
Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

Secondhand spearmint 

When someone is chewing spearmint gum, is gumming on a spearmint mint, or has just brushed their teeth with spearmint toothpaste and is in close proximity to you. Secondhand spearmint refers to the disconnect between the deliciousness of said spearmint in the former party's mouth and the sickening smell the secondhand observer experiences.
"Aw dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh sorry bro, you want some gum?"
"Naw man, I just caught your secondhand spearmint. I lost my appetite."

"So why'd you dump her?"
"I went in for the kiss and all I could get was the secondhand spearmint. I can't even look at her the same anymore. We're over."

Spearman 

A unit in Civilization that can beat a tank by fortifying himself on a mountain while he has veteran status.
Spearman Beats Tank.
Spearman by Roonil_Wazlib May 8, 2010

spermonia 

When you attempt to swallow a load of cum but accidentally inhale it, resulting in a lung infection.
The doctor prescribed me a heavy dose of antibiotics because I got spermonia again from accidentally inhaling my man's cum shot.
spermonia by Tittsmcgee June 29, 2017

Spearminting 

The act of applying toothpaste to a man's genitalia before engaging in oral sex.
I took sally back to my house and gave her a good spearminting,
Spearminting by brownpenetrator97 August 11, 2018