spasticate

To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"

by Mohammed Mountain November 26, 2003

Spasticating

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny

by Thotdestroyer24 December 02, 2018

spastic

Wildly crazy, can seem like it can get out of control.

I am going spastic. We had a spastic good time. That was spastic.

by SuburbanH July 20, 2017

spasticity

verb.
ability to be spastic

"due to his utter spasticity"

"your spasticity is unpresidented"

by d. ace April 06, 2008

spasticated

people with a serious mental health problem. americans, pikeys, townies, vegetarians.

god that american townie is really really spazticated!!!

by louise April 12, 2004

Spastication

The pinnacle of enjoyment.

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion

by Arm_bar_ April 21, 2020

spastic

1. A person with cerebral palsy
2. A sexy, suave, witty Australian man

Do not corrupt the word "spastic", you American and British scumbags

by Super_Spastic October 06, 2003