Spag

To fail epically, and still believe that you are awesome.

You totally spagged that. I just pulled a spag. That was spagtastic.

by Tyler Blur November 26, 2009

Spag

a person who is a spaz and a fag at the same time

Hayden is such a spag.

by Irish Leprechaun November 23, 2007

Spag

Spag is another word for male ejaculate, sperm: cum, jiz, jism are all synonyms.

Gross man, there's spag all over my Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

by Julio the Magnificent April 14, 2006

Spag

a dumb bitch

Spag is a dumb bitch

by Semaj69420 October 3, 2019

Spag

Verb; intransitive.
Inflected forms: spagging, spaag.

1. The general act of relaxing or chilling. Can also have the more negative connotation of not completing ones duties or work.

"I want to spag on the couch."

"Stop spagging and go to work."

"He did not spaag with me yesterday."

by Burning Toast April 7, 2007

Spag

Hideously ugly or very bad.

an extra G at the end is optional... Spagg

That gash was spag!

That's over spagg!

by Eden Christina May 17, 2007

Spag

Spag is a technique of masterbation where a girl wanks it for you whilst being kissed by another girl

I need you two too spag me.

by RJL123 December 16, 2008