Spackface

To have a face like a spack.

You are such a spackface.
He is such a spackface.
When I grow up, I want to be a spackface.

by Pennycook November 17, 2004

testicle spectacles

The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.

I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!

by supersapper1 November 25, 2006

testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.

Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .

by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008

spacktacular

Same as spactastic, but stronger. Play on the word "spectacular". Usually spoken, not written.

"That was truly spacktacular."

by David Linfield December 26, 2008

Spectacled Bear

A nerdy bear. Generally unwelcome in any social setting. Were a bear to appear amongst nerds, he would be feared. Were a nerd to appear amongst bears, he would be consumed. Thus, the Spectacled Bear has no friends, but rather roams the forests alone, calculator in hand.

"That Spectacled Bear showed up to my pie day celebration! It was so awkward!"

by The Spectacled Bear October 19, 2011

spacktacular

A way in which you use the word spack in an unoffensive almost positive way in order to say something is good.

You are looking spacktacular today!

by Rock Star May 4, 2005

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003